I CAME BACK FROM VACATION TO A STRANGER LIVING IN MY HOUSE – HE REFUSED TO LEAVE, SO I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
I own a two-story house, and last week, I went to Hawaii with my kids for a week. Nobody was home, and we couldn’t take our dogs, so I gave my keys to my sister to take care of them – feeding, water, and daily hour-long walks.
During that time, her friend needed a place to crash for a night and asked if he could stay at my place. I said sure, it was just one night, right?
WRONG. I got back yesterday, and this guy had moved into the UPPER FLOOR of my house for four days! I tell him to leave immediately, but he REFUSES, saying he needs another week because he’s job hunting in LA.
I call the cops, but they tell me it’s a CIVIL MATTER and I’d have to go through an eviction process.
HELL NO! I wasn’t about to do that, so I cooked up a nasty plan. The next night, I